Posted 3 hours ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted 3 hours ago

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 2 days ago

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

Posted 2 days ago
w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
Posted 2 days ago

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

Posted 2 days ago

pombity:

mt2oo8:

kpopluv1:

pombity:

☆ ☆  Come play with us!  ☆ ☆

Are you shitting me

Looks like such a cute game, i’m going to buy it for my little sister! c: 

I HOPE YOURE JOKING OH MYGOD

Posted 4 days ago

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

(Source: triwizarded)

Posted 4 days ago

imnothavinit:

BOOST

just in case there’s anyone in Ferguson who’s following info on tumblr as well

sadly, with the way the police are out, marching, and ready for the curfew (with dogs), there are some people that may need this

"We are prepping for a night if jail support. Call 314 862 2249 if you or friend arrested."

Posted 4 days ago

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*